10:40 p.m. - 2004-02-10
long story short-the flucking pigeon's foot was smuggled into my backpack. after returning to the stoop, to eat my pineapples, i noticed the poorly concealed smiles and not very subtle eyes. i flipped out, but let them assure me the foot was gone....wait, this is not the abridged version-soory...well, i ended up spitting out pineapples then pouring them all onto the ground and by the end of lunch, there was dirt in my underwear, a foot in my backpack, and tears on my face. all in all, i'd have to say lunch was a disaster and i only had 2 pinapple chunks. pssshh...friends: who needs 'em?
after school i went to take a gander at the corpse and found nothing but feathers. no blood, no brains, just grey and white feathers. but i could still feel the pineapple chunks eager to work their way up my food tube, so i scurried away.
is that how you spell grey? is that the canadian way? is there a canadian way? does anyone else say canadia by mistake?