4:10 p.m. - September 23, 2004
tour guide barbie-fuck you
i work in the admissions office at school. its not much, but its a job-with no taxes taken from me paychecks...my duties include answering phones, stuffing thousands of envelopes at a time, hosting prospective students (prospees) in my room, and giving tours. my duties thus far have been answering phones and stuffing thousands of envelopes at one time.
tomorrow at 1:30, i have my first tour. a week ago, when i wasnt scheduled for any tours, i was practically pissing my pants in anticipation of my first tour.
well, thats pretty much what im doing now, but before it was cuz i wanted to be a tour guide. now...i dont. id give anything not to have to do this...
i have to walk around campus for an hour talking about the history of the school, the degree programs we offer, and i have to answer any questions they might be able to fathom. for an HOUR! i hate walking. let alone walking and talking. let alone walking and talking with a stranger trying to coerce them into coming to the college of santa fe. not quite my cup of tea.
maybe i should smoke first. then ill talk a lot..but i wouldnt be able to answer any questions...maybe i should drink, then ill make the school seem fun...but id prolly get lost. maybe i should take tcs...but i hate walking when im seeing triple-kills the high...
fuck...looks like im goin in sober...
previous - next